Today started just like any other day. I rolled out of bed (like it was a hassle), slipped on my slippers, put on my glasses, looked over to the floor, and...there was a lizard! The little fella was just chillin' by my monkey bag.* The lizard looked exactly like this:
Poison. Slithering tongue. Deathly, razor sharp claws.
When Mom came home from work, she captured this little guy with my pink butterfly catcher.** My hero.
*Monkey Bag: Not a typo.
**Pink Butterfly Catcher: Everyone doesn't have one of these lying around?